Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
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