Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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