Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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