Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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