Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.