Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.