Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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