Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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