Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.