Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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