Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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