Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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