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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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