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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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