Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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