When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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