When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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