When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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