When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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