Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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