Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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