Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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