Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.