Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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