Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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