Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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