Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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