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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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