Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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