Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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