Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"