Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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