Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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