Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.