Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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