Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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