Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.