Joke #3910

Two women are talking. ‘You know,’ says one. ‘Eighty per cent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’ ‘Well,’ says the other. ‘That will certainly revolutionise the game of hockey!’

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.

Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.

Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!

Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!

Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.