Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"