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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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