Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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