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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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