Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.