Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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