Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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