Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Vote:
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Vote:
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Vote:
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Vote:
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Vote: