Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.