Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.