Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.