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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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