Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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