Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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