Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.