In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.