In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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