In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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