In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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