In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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