In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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