In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.