In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.