In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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