In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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