Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.