Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.