Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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