Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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