Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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