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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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