Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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