He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.