He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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