He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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