He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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