He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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