He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.