He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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