He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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