He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.