Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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