Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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