Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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