Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.