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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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