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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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