Joke #8685

Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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