Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
His undertaker.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?"
Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it.
Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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