Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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