Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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