Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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