Joke #4422

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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