Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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