Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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