Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.