Joke #4422

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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