Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.