Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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