Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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