Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?