Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.