Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before.
"It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted.
Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag.
"Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter.
"All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.