Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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The Moona Lisa.
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Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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