Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
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A: A cow walking backward!
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.