Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
A magician had landed a comfortable job on a cruise ship.
His act was rendered hilarious by his parrot who would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying "Big deal, the cards up his sleeve." or "He put the ball in a hidden floor, the big faker!"
One night the ship began to sink and while confusion reigned, the magician was just barely able to get to a tiny life boat with his beloved parrot.
For two days the magician and parrot floated on the rough seas.
Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the craft just staring at the magician.
Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot screamed ‘"kay, I give up… where the hell did you put the god damned boat!"
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.