Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
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How does a blond spell farm?
E-I-E-I-O
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet."
The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people.
You put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it.
But before they do, you pull your hand away!
"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful.
Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.
"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask,
"Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?"
And the blonde says,
"Because im trying to commit suicide."
I ask,
"why don't you just tie it around your neck?"
She says,
"I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."