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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.
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A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?” “That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.” After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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