Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
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Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life?
Third grade.
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, "What are you carrying?"
"Melons," the blonde replies.
"Cool," the guy says.
"If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?"
The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them"
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have that's me!"