Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.