Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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