Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.