Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.