Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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