Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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