Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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