Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.