Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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