Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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