Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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