Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.