Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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