Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.