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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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