Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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