Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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