Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.