Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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