Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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