Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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