Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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