Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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