Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.