Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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