Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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