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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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