Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.