Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.