Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.