Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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