Joke #6009

Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Vote:
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Vote:
has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Vote:
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote:
has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Vote:
has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Vote:
has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Vote:
has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Vote:
has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris