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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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