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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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