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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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