Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.