Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris