Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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