Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.