Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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