Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.