Joke #8583

Chuck Norris can say never.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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