Chuck Norris can say never.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.