Chuck Norris can say never.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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