Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.