Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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