Chuck Norris can say never.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."