Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.