Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.