It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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