Joke #8907

It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Vote:
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Vote:
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Vote:
has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Vote:
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death