It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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