It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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