It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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