It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.