It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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