It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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