It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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