It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.