Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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