Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.