Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.