Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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