Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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But only once.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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