Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.