Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."