Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.