Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.