Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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