Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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