Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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