Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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