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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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