Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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