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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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