Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.