Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.