Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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