Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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