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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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