Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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