Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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