Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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