Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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