Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.