Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.