Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.