Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.