In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.