In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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