When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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