When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.