When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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