When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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