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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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