When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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