When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions