When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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