When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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