When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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