When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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