When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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