King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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