King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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