King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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