King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.