King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''