King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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