King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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