King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.