King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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