King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.