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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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