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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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