Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.