Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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His shoe.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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