Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.