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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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