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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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