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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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