Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.