Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.