Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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