Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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