Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.