Joke #5916

Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Vote: has 74.21 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Vote: has 81.07 % from 122 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Vote: has 79.57 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Vote: has 73.44 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris