Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.