Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.