Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Vote:
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Vote:
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Vote:
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Vote:
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote:
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Vote:
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Vote: