Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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