Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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