Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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