Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.