Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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