Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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