Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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