Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.