Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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