Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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