Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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