Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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