Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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