Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.