Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!