Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.