Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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