Joke #9436

Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Vote:
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Vote:
has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Vote:
has 63.94 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Vote:
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Vote:
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Vote:
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris