Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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