Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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