Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!