Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.