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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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