Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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In half.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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