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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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