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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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