Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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