Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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