The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.