The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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