The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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