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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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