The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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