The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.