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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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