The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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