The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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