The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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