The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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