The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.