The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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