The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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