The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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