"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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