"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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