"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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