"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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