Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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