Joke #8691

Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Vote:
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Vote:
has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote:
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Vote:
has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Vote:
has 23.04 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Vote:
has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Vote:
has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Vote:
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology