Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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