Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.