Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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No one dared to move.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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