Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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