Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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