Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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