Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.