Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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