Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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