Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!