Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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