Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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