When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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