When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.