When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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