When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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