When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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