When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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