Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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