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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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