Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.