Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own. 
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Vote:
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Vote:
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Vote:
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Vote:
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Vote:
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Vote: