Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.