Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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