Joke #6445

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Vote: has 79.45 % from 146 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Vote: has 79.91 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 68.73 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Vote: has 65.02 % from 5 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer