Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own. 
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He answered: "Where?"
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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