Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own. 
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It failed miserably.
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No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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