Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own. 
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He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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