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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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