Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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