Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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