Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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