Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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