Chuck Norris named his parents.
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It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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