Chuck Norris named his parents.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.