Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.