Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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