Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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