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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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