When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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