When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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