When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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