When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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