When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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