When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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