When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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