There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.