There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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