There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The Priests confess his sins.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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