There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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