There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.