There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.