There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.