There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.