There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.