There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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