At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.