At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.