At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.