At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.