At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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