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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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