At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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