At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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