At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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