At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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