At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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