At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.