When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.