When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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