When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone