When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.