When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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