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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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