When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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