When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.