When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!