When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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