When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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