When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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