When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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