When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.