When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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