When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Forever.
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He smokes smoke grenades.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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