When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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