When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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