When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.