When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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