When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.