Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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