Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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