Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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