Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Vote:
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Vote:
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Vote:
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Vote:
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
Vote:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Vote: