Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.