Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.