Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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