Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".