Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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