Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!