Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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