Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.