Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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He is hunting them!
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It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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