Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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