Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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