They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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