They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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