They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.