They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.