They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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