Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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