Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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