Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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