Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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