Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.