Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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