Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.