Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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