Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions