Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.