Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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