Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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