Joke #7069

Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Vote: has 78.59 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Vote: has 48.64 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Vote: has 74.21 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love