Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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